Total Medals Earned: 1,266 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,125 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (330/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Lasts 15 seconds in single player mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lasts 30 seconds in single player mode
Lasts 60 seconds in single player mode.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Get Sniped By A Camper
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/445 points)
Play your first game
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish the game in easy mode
Finish the game in normal mode
Finish the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Collected every diary page
Finished the game
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/375 points)
Check out the Credits
Unlock 1 Feather Door
Create a stack of 10 birds
Unlock 2 Feather Doors
Unlock 3 Feather Doors
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)
Your journey ends here! Or not, try again!
A blind man driving?
Ouch, that must hurt extra bad.
Be aware: noise attracts the beast!
Pay no mind, this is just a normal a bush.
You gotta a good aim for a blind man.
You know how to keep your mouth shut. Good.
Who needs to see when you got ninja senses.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (310/310 points)
Eat 8
Eat 2
Eat 4
Eat 16
Eat 32
Eat 64
Eat 128
Eat 512
Eat 256
Eat 1204